In a medium bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, red wine vinegar, olive oil, Dijon mustard, honey, dried Italian seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, kosher salt, black pepper, and red pepper flakes until smooth and creamy. The dressing should be pourable, not stiff; if it seems too thick, whisk in a teaspoon of water or a bit more vinegar.
1/2 cup mayonnaise, 3 tablespoons red wine vinegar, 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard, 1 teaspoon honey, 2 teaspoons dried Italian seasoning, 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, 1/2 teaspoon onion powder, 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt, 1/4-1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, 1/4-1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
Add the grated Parmesan, finely chopped pepperoncini, and pepperoncini brine to the bowl. Whisk again until the cheese softens into the dressing. Taste and adjust seasoning with more salt, vinegar, or chili flakes as desired. The flavor should be slightly stronger than you want in the finished salad, since it will mellow once tossed with the lettuce.
1/3 cup Parmesan cheese, 1/4 cup pepperoncini, 2 tablespoons pepperoncini brine
Cover the bowl and refrigerate the dressing for 10–15 minutes while you prep the salad ingredients. This resting time lets the flavors meld and the dried herbs soften. The dressing can be made up to 3 days ahead and stored in a sealed jar in the fridge.
Wash and thoroughly dry the romaine and iceberg lettuce. Chop the romaine into bite-size pieces and finely shred the iceberg. Add both to a large salad bowl. Make sure the lettuce is very dry so the dressing clings instead of watering down the salad.
1 large head romaine lettuce, 1/2 small head iceberg lettuce
Add the thinly sliced red onion, halved grape or cherry tomatoes, sliced cucumber, and sliced pepperoncini or banana peppers to the bowl with the lettuce. If you find raw onion too sharp, soak the sliced onion in a bowl of cold water for 5–10 minutes, then drain and pat dry before adding.
1 small red onion, 1 cup grape or cherry tomatoes, 1 small English cucumber, 1/2 cup pepperoncini or banana peppers
Stack the salami slices, roll them up like a cigar, and slice into thin strips. Repeat with the ham, turkey or mortadella, and provolone cheese. Add all the julienned cold cuts and cheese to the salad bowl along with the sliced black olives and any optional toppings such as roasted red peppers, crispy bacon, or cooked pasta.
4 ounces Genoa salami, 4 ounces ham, 4 ounces turkey or mortadella, 4 ounces provolone cheese, 1/4 cup black olives, 1/2 cup roasted red peppers, 1/4 cup crispy bacon, 1/2 cup cooked pasta
Give the dressing a quick stir, then drizzle about two-thirds of it over the salad. Using tongs or clean hands, toss thoroughly so the lettuce, vegetables, meats, and cheese are evenly coated. Taste a bite and add more dressing if you prefer a creamier, tangier salad, being careful not to make it soupy.
Let the dressed salad rest for about 5 minutes so the flavors settle and the lettuce softens slightly. Serve in bowls, topping with extra grated Parmesan and additional pepperoncini if desired. Offer croutons, toasted hoagie roll cubes, or garlic bread on the side, or spoon the salad into hoagie rolls or wraps for a sandwich-style meal.
croutons, toasted hoagie roll cubes, or garlic bread, extra grated Parmesan cheese