Chocolate Depression Cake Bars
A one-bowl, budget-friendly vintage chocolate cake (also known as wacky cake) made without eggs, milk, or butter. Moist, tender chocolate bars with an optional simple cocoa glaze—naturally dairy-free and easy to customize.
Ingredients
- 2 cups all-purpose flour 240 g
- 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar 300 g
- 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 30–35 g; natural (non-Dutch-processed) works best
- 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
- 1 teaspoon fine sea salt or table salt, leveled
- 1 1/2 cups water 360 ml; can replace some with strong coffee for deeper flavor
- 1/2 cup neutral oil 120 ml; canola, vegetable, or light olive oil
- 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
- 2 tablespoons white vinegar or apple cider vinegar for a softer tang
- 1/2 cup dairy-free chocolate chips or chunks 90 g; optional, for extra melty pockets
- 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar 180 g; sifted, for glaze (optional)
- 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder for glaze
- 3-4 tablespoons water, strong coffee, or plant milk start with 3 tbsp and add more as needed, for glaze
- 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract for glaze
- salt small pinch, for glaze
Instructions
- Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Lightly grease a 9×13-inch baking pan with oil or nonstick spray. For tidy edges, line the pan with parchment paper, leaving a little overhang for easy lifting.
- In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, granulated sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt until evenly combined with no cocoa clumps.2 cups all-purpose flour, 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar, 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda, 1 teaspoon fine sea salt
- Pour in the water, neutral oil, and vanilla. Whisk gently until a smooth, fairly thin batter forms.1 1/2 cups water, 1/2 cup neutral oil, 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
- Add the vinegar and whisk quickly but gently. The batter will form tiny bubbles as the vinegar and baking soda react. If using dairy-free chocolate chips or chunks, fold them into the batter now.2 tablespoons white vinegar, 1/2 cup dairy-free chocolate chips or chunks
- Pour the batter into the prepared pan and smooth the top. Bake for 25–30 minutes, or until the center springs back lightly when touched and a toothpick inserted in the center comes out with a few moist crumbs. Start checking around 23–24 minutes.
- Set the pan on a wire rack and let the cake cool completely in the pan. This helps it set into neat bars and keeps the glaze from melting off.
- In a medium bowl, whisk together the powdered sugar, cocoa powder, and a pinch of salt. Add 3 tablespoons of water, coffee, or plant milk and the vanilla. Whisk until smooth, adding a tiny bit more liquid as needed to reach a thick but pourable consistency, like slow-flowing honey.1 1/2 cups powdered sugar, 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, 3-4 tablespoons water, strong coffee, or plant milk, 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract, salt
- Pour the glaze over the completely cooled cake and spread it gently with an offset spatula or the back of a spoon. Let it sit for 20–30 minutes so the glaze can set. If the kitchen is warm, chill briefly in the fridge.
- Use a sharp knife to cut the cake into about 24 bars, wiping the knife with a warm, damp cloth between cuts for especially neat squares. Serve at room temperature.
Notes
TIPS:
- Don’t skimp on the salt; it enhances the chocolate flavor.
- Make sure your baking soda is fresh, as the recipe relies on the vinegar + baking soda reaction for lift.
- A light-colored metal pan bakes most evenly; glass may need 3–5 extra minutes.
- Let the cake cool fully before cutting for neat, moist bars.
- A pinch of instant espresso powder whisked into the dry ingredients deepens the chocolate flavor without making the cake taste like coffee. VARIATIONS:
- Mocha Bars: Replace 1/2 cup of the water with strong coffee in both batter and glaze.
- Orange-Chocolate Bars: Add 1 tbsp fresh orange zest and 1/2 tsp orange extract to the batter.
- Peppermint Holiday Bars: Stir 1/2 tsp peppermint extract into the glaze and top with crushed candy canes.
- Peanut Butter Swirl Bars: Drop spoonfuls of slightly warmed peanut butter over the batter before baking and gently swirl.
- Gluten-Free Version: Use a 1:1 gluten-free all-purpose baking blend and let the batter rest 5 minutes before baking.
- Extra-Chocolatey: Use up to 1 cup chocolate chips or chunks for more gooey pockets. STORAGE:
- Room temperature: Store tightly covered for up to 3 days.
- Fridge: Store 5–6 days for a slightly firmer, fudgier texture; let sit 10–15 minutes before serving.
- Freezer: Freeze bars in a single layer, then store airtight for 2–3 months. Thaw at room temperature 30–45 minutes. Warm individual bars briefly (about 10 seconds in the microwave) if desired.
- Don’t skimp on the salt; it enhances the chocolate flavor.
- Make sure your baking soda is fresh, as the recipe relies on the vinegar + baking soda reaction for lift.
- A light-colored metal pan bakes most evenly; glass may need 3–5 extra minutes.
- Let the cake cool fully before cutting for neat, moist bars.
- A pinch of instant espresso powder whisked into the dry ingredients deepens the chocolate flavor without making the cake taste like coffee. VARIATIONS:
- Mocha Bars: Replace 1/2 cup of the water with strong coffee in both batter and glaze.
- Orange-Chocolate Bars: Add 1 tbsp fresh orange zest and 1/2 tsp orange extract to the batter.
- Peppermint Holiday Bars: Stir 1/2 tsp peppermint extract into the glaze and top with crushed candy canes.
- Peanut Butter Swirl Bars: Drop spoonfuls of slightly warmed peanut butter over the batter before baking and gently swirl.
- Gluten-Free Version: Use a 1:1 gluten-free all-purpose baking blend and let the batter rest 5 minutes before baking.
- Extra-Chocolatey: Use up to 1 cup chocolate chips or chunks for more gooey pockets. STORAGE:
- Room temperature: Store tightly covered for up to 3 days.
- Fridge: Store 5–6 days for a slightly firmer, fudgier texture; let sit 10–15 minutes before serving.
- Freezer: Freeze bars in a single layer, then store airtight for 2–3 months. Thaw at room temperature 30–45 minutes. Warm individual bars briefly (about 10 seconds in the microwave) if desired.
Nutrition
Calories: 220kcal
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